February 2012
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The words
countdowncityconquistador:
I don’t know the words for what I’m trying to say to you. I really don’t wanna sound cliche. But this is just the way I feel. I am really, Really, REALLY attracted to your intelligence. Like, you have no idea how much your personality keeps me tuned in, like a tv show that you’ve been waiting all day for.
I don’t wanna call it infatuation, for fear that I might scare...
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Watchphilnotfeel:
Modern Family - Episode 3.16 - Virgin Territory - Sneak Peek
poor phil the face he did when alex was like haley is not virgin
I just died watching this! His face!
Shower then masturbate or masturbate then shower
beautifulinmybrokenness:
str8nochaser:
ghdos:
averageassemu:
that is the question
Masturbate and then shower.
Masturbate in the shower.
Dual hand held shower heads for the WIN
I was just getting ready to ask why masturbating in the shower wasn’t an option. Seems like a simple solution.
I like being in the bed to be comfy and its really hard to in the shower.
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deeesire:
osram-akoma:
of-praxis:
osram-akoma:
The awkward moment when Christianity was an African religion, whitened, disguised and force-fed to Africans and then used to enslave them.
where do you get that Christianity was an african religion?
The awkward moment when people do not know the history of Christianity or that the Bible had 600 books before the council of Nicea selected...
“Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that...”
– Otomo No Yakamochi (via coypatalagsa)
Watchchalcosoma:
I tried to watch/listen to the whole of Nicki Minaj’s “Stupid Hoe”
Why was this so funny to me!
Guest speaker in classs said: U gon learn today!
I chuckled hard to myself and thought of Kevin Hart
When your parents forget your name
badboydrd:
Nigga, how many kids do you have?
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Anonymous asked: your favorite position?
somethingratchet:
Being black gets to be exhausting.
so much racism all the damn time.
“If we had 51% women in Congress, do you think we’d be debating access to...”
– Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (via think-progress)
Actually yea. There are some women out there that agrees with the men and their supposedly religious views that we should not be trying to prevent pregnancy. Not every woman (unfortunately) is for contraceptive either.
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new sex position
theafrosistuh:
n-ut:
it’s called the wild bull.
put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
*cues uncontrollable laughter*
OH NO!
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Unlearning someone...
beautifulinmybrokenness:
(the idiosyncrasies, pet peeves, assigned ringtones, favorite colors, the way they say “fuck” when you’re doing something right, the way they say “fuck” when something’s gone wrong, the way they looked in that outfit, they way they looked out of it, the way they tasted, the note they said your name in, the fact that the person you just got introduced to has their little...
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“Everybody is growing up, but no one is maturing.”
– Poeticdeefect (via poeticdeefect)
Im watching My 600 lb life on TLC
Its about this 650 pound woman who got gastric bypass surgery and her 7 years journey to losing the weight. Its very interesting. The thing that stuck out the most to me was all the talk about how her relationship with her husband and its dynamics changed with the weight loss. It’s understandable because he went from her enabler/caretaker to just a husband. There is one point of the show...
I hate N's who don't support their significant...
ghdos:
You tell someone you have to get off the phone because you need to do homework and they get an attitude? Leave that N’ behind. Quick, fast and in a hurry. Because that’s the type of person who’s always going to try to keep you on an inferior level. They’ll never want to see you prosper.
So tell that N’ you’ll holla at him.
The same goes for friendships and family (at least in theory....
Omg what do she have on
poeticdeefect:
tangiblesoul:
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#TeamFlipPhone #Team Chris Brown, if she don't...
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
BOOM.
(via str8nochaser)
therhapsodyincidents:
dank-potion:
funkpunkandroll:
blackwomeninrock:
sadcomedian:
I don’t act Black.
I am Black.
I can act however the FUCK I want.
This is very relevant to this blog. There is no one Black identity, no matter what we’ve all been told (or sold) to believe.
This needed to be said.
YES!
WORDS TO F*CKING LIVE BY!
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This may sound cheesy but ..
hintofchocolate:
I always wanted a guy to make me a mixtape of songs that remind him of me. I mean, I love music. It would be the perfect gift! (Along with food of some sort, lmfao.) I guess that’s why I’ve always had a thing for dudes that are into music - musicians, singers, etc.
When you eat something really delicious for the...
ghdos:
LMFAO. Why does he have two spoons though?
Since Im on duty for my job, I can’t have a glass of wine and smooth chill the rest of the night so I’m listening to Beyonce: Live at the Roseland. Her voice mellows me out when she is live. Im only the second song into this and I love it. I wish I had the DVD.
A dude to quench my thirst. Yall ain't got no...
luvyourselfsomeesteem:
I need a dude in my life son! I want a man so I rip off his damn clothes and shit and shit and shit. I must be intimdating in some way. I have to be, I mean I’m hott. I’m hott and I’m single. Hott and single women usually have mental issues. I don’t have mental issues … much.
Yo, dead ass though.
dead ass though.
Ima get me a KINGGG yalls
I’m tired of the chardes...
